baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

(Source: cautionlazer)

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

rebornica:

rebornica:

oh shit i forgot that my join me is basic D:

that means not much people can join

THAT WAS A MESS SORRY

UM 

Anyone know any other streaming programs?

Picarto for art, twitch for games, Livestream procaster or OBS with another program for general streaming.

plays

penicillium-pusher:

laurenoakenshield:

starberrycurls:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

Ahhhhh! So good so freakishly amazingly good.

"I don’t want a trophy. I want a fucking job."

"no amount of telling us, ‘We understand. We’ve been there.’ will change the fact that, no, you fucking haven’t.

Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

awkwardgardener:

clysmian:

lunarwings:

rumminov:

reptila-tequila:

canisantiquus:

puffypants donutface

useless. literally useless.

ball with face

sailor moon’s rubber ducky

q-tip birb

Emotional green haired bride.

SWORD ELBOWS

(Source: thedeathecchi)

earlgreytea68:

sizvideos:

Video

I actually tell my students this all the time. Watch a kid learning how to walk, and don’t tell me that’s not hard. And you DID that. At one point, the hardest thing you could imagine was learning how to write your name. You don’t remember the struggle anymore, but you got through it and now you don’t even think about it. Now writing your name is considered the easiest thing we can ask you to do. 

So don’t beat yourselves up too much. You’ve already done great things. You didn’t do them easily. You worked hard. Keep working hard, and you’ll do more great things. Promise. 

famosity14:

Have a dream demon on me~

famosity14:

Have a dream demon on me~

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck